Should we keep moving? Which door should we take? Where should we spend our off hours now? What precise number of biscuits have you allotted for this cup of tea? And it being such an unforgiving game I felt paralysed by the thought that I was making the wrong decision. “Hey Yahtzee, you like Lovecraftian horror! And roguelikes! And exploiting people to the point of death/mental breakdown!” To which I would say “That’s true, but for some reason Darkest Dungeon 1 never really grabbed me, and also hamsters don’t talk, so get back in the fucking wheel.” I put it down to an excess of decision making I felt I was being asked to do. Seriously though, Darkest Dungeon 1 was a game people recommended to me a lot. And I was very glad to see it get a sequel because there’s nothing I like more than getting my head around a great big pair of double D’s. There’s some of that completely objective game reportage you all keep asking for. Darkest Dungeon 2 is the sequel to Darkest Dungeon 1. What’re you gonna do about it? You gonna report me to the review police? Get me sent down on a ten-stretch for possession of irreverence with intention to distribute? Anyway. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for ZP merch.
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